Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Done: Top off.


The cool thing about travelling is that sometimes you are confronted to new things, new people and new situations. Even old people in new situations surprise you. I discovered that when Nik and I went to Noosa National Park a couple of weeks ago.

When we were planning our trip, I noticed in the Park guide it read that Alexandria Bay, the longest inside the park, was a nudist beach. I seriously thought it was a typo and I mentioned it to Nik with a big laugh.

Now, I’m going to out Nik, and this won’t surprise anyone, but he is comfortable in his own skin and when I said nudist beach, he wasn’t thinking about his tummy or private parts like I would have been, he was thinking about not having to wear shorts and getting much needed sun on his pasty white ass. He said we had to go.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Done: Become Famous


Don't lie to me! I know it’s on your list as well. Who doesn't want to be famous for something?

I, for example, wanted to be famous for something like, being a great actress, a girl with a voice that would melt rocks or as the pretty girl in high school.

Well, none of that seemed possible, as in most cases you actually need to be a good actress, be able to carry a tune or be pleasant to the eye and although I don't lack other virtues, I'm sure not going to participate in any Hollywood musical about beautiful people any time soon.

So how did I become famous you ask, well, the secret is to aim low and I mean, super low.